What People Are Really Thinking - Dating II

The below is an unscripted and mildly edited (for identity sake) email excerpt from my Match.com project. 

Each time, I ask the woman directly up front to tell me what problems she's been having in her love life, letting her know I would provide an honest answer from my heart. 

This came from a complete Betty*

July 10 

She said:

Haha thanks for the offer im sure i can think of a couple of things i wouldnt mind a mans point of on. Out of curiosity :) do u send this email to a lot of women? Have you gotten any good question?

RE:
haha, oh come on now! You get the opportunity to ask a guy any question, and you go with "I bet you say that to all the girls" for your first question?!?!?!

Wow...so like if you rubbed a lamp and a genie popped out, your first wish would be for more wishes, wouldn't it? No wait, I guess your question would better equate to wishing for a spoon or some other rubbish.

I did just start mass texting it about 20 minutes ago, and you're my 2nd so far, and I'm sure you'll be far from the last despite me being one more bad punctuation mark away from sounding like one of those spam guys asking you to buy a Prince CD or whatever those emails are about. I tend not to open emails from my bank that have exclamation points in the subject line because they tend to never actually do that, so I have no idea what those emails are actually about. 

Oddly enough your question was much better than the last girl's...well, in her defense, she was only 21 and wondering why every guy she dates is either nice but uninterested in her, or interested and a clingy douche. I explained to her that it's because right now her instincts are off.

The "uninterested" guys are just shy, and they're just as needy as the confident douche bags in the 21-25 range she was looking in and probably sees everywhere. I told her she can either look in the late 20's or older, where she at least has the luxury of judging them by their passion and direction, but she's best off just being herself, finding a fuck buddy she can trust, and enjoying going out alone and learning how to take control of a room just off her sexuality.

Haha, let's see those Match scam artists I saw on 20/20 provide that kinda insight! ;)

What else ya got?

About the Author - Brian Penny creates music under the name Mr. Versable. He tweets under the name @Versability. He believes in true love[Image], and won't rest until he's found his...oh, and his last blog cost Bank of America a whole lotta dough although I'm not pointing fingers, but the typos weren't mine...! Peace and love! haha ;)