I've been getting some glowing reviews on my online dating profile. It never ceases to amaze me how distrusting women are toward any guy who even attempts to be nice to them in any way. I wonder if Dr. Drew or Ann Landers had these types of issues at the beginning.
I figured I'd share a few of my favorite top contenders for a future "Crazy Cat Lady of the Year" award, based on their awkwardness when presented with the kindness of a stranger. In no particular order, the nominees are:
"Hey Brian. I appreciate the thought but I'm not interested. To be honest, the way your present yourself comes off very condescending, insecure, arrogant, and almost clinically narcissistic. Maybe my first impression is off, but I'm not bored enough to find out. Thanks anyway. Have a great weekend." - Inked_Idealist, 28, Gilbert
"You're pathetic! Somehow I dont think I need dating advice from you when I get 200+ emails a day from men who dont have a problem with my profile..." - FashionPRgirl, 35, Scottsdale
"Yeah.... You pretty much repeated what I just said, but in more words." - AZ_Angel_, 22, Phoenix
"I am not looking for a fuck buddy. So based on what your looking for we will not mesh well. I was saying good luck because maybe some girl out there is actually paying for a site to get laid just like you." - HappyLayne, 25, Tempe
"Wow, I dont know why you sought me out to write a ridiculous email but youre an asshole." - TiffanyRose1026, 25, Peoria