Monday, June 20

Our Vietnam?

Salutations Lulz Lizards,
As we're aware, the government and whitehat security terrorists across the world continue to dominate and control our Internet ocean. Sitting pretty on cargo bays full of corrupt booty, they think it's acceptable to condition and enslave all vessels in sight. Our Lulz Lizard battle fleet is now declaring immediate and unremitting war on the freedom-snatching moderators of 2011.
Welcome to Operation Anti-Security (#AntiSec) - we encourage any vessel, large or small, to open fire on any government or agency that crosses their path. We fully endorse the flaunting of the word "AntiSec" on any government website defacement or physical graffiti art. We encourage you to spread the word of AntiSec far and wide, for it will be remembered. To increase efforts, we are now teaming up with the Anonymous collective and all affiliated battleships.
Whether you're sailing with us or against us, whether you hold past grudges or a burning desire to sink our lone ship, we invite you to join the rebellion. Together we can defend ourselves so that our privacy is not overrun by profiteering gluttons. Your hat can be white, gray or black, your skin and race are not important. If you're aware of the corruption, expose it now, in the name of Anti-Security.
Top priority is to steal and leak any classified government information, including email spools and documentation. Prime targets are banks and other high-ranking establishments. If they try to censor our progress, we will obliterate the censor with cannonfire anointed with lizard blood.
It's now or never. Come aboard, we're expecting you...
History begins today.
Lulz Security

It looks like the gloves are finally off. Hackers, activists, and artists are beginning to organize like I've never seen in my lifetime. After spending my childhood watching Beatles anthologies, Woodstock documentaries, and throwback movies from the era (Cactus Flower, anyone?), it appears that in my 30's (a bit later in life than I'd prefer, but fantastic all the same), I will have an opportunity to play along with my favorite childhood dreams of the Vietnam era.

I look forward to learning more about these internet freedom fighters known for their cyber attacks against corporations such as Bank of America, Sony, Amazon, and more. They are the few proud people willing to utilize their skills and knowledge to take a stand for those fighting for truth, justice, honesty, love, and good in any way. We are entering the Age of Anonymous.

I encourage anyone who's ever thought someone was cool just because their favorite band was from the 1960's to think about why you had that fascination. What drew you to those moments? Think about how you dreamed of living during an era where free love, mind altering drugs, corporate/government tyranny, and art with substance all coexisted. 

The time we dreamed about 
is now again upon us, 
and I look forward to living out
my Vietnonymous

I know I'm been nothing more than a Forest Gump, stumbling through life unaware of how unique of a life I've truly had until it's in the past, but I know who I am, what I think, and where I stand. We're entering a new age, ladies and gentleman...whether to watch, commentate, ignore, or participate is up to you, but only you can decide what road to take. 

About the Author - Brian Penny creates music under the name Mr. Versable. He tweets under the name @Versability. He believes in true love, and won't rest until he's found his...oh, and his last blog cost Bank of America a whole lotta dough!

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